At our dinner party, my wife lifted her wine glass and compared me to the ex she still treated like unfinished business. The room laughed for half a second — until I said, “Derek Morrison, right?” Her smile fell so fast even her best friend looked down at the carpet… because I knew why he had really left her, and it was not the wound she had been making me pay for.
The joke landed so quietly that, for one long second, no one seemed to know whether to laugh. That was the worst part. If everyone at our dinner party had burst out in loud, careless laughter, maybe I could have pretended it was just another bad joke after too much wine. Maybe I could have…
