At the $2.5 million wedding I paid for, my daughter-in-law told me, ‘VIPs only. Find another table,’ and my own son looked away while my wife and I were pushed to a plastic table behind the sound cables—but they made one mistake: the mic beside us was still live, and the sentence I heard next turned their perfect wedding into evidence.
“This table is for VIP guests. Please find somewhere else.” For a moment, I thought I had misheard her. The string quartet was playing somewhere behind the garden wall, soft enough to make every laugh sound expensive. Crystal glasses caught the late afternoon sun. White roses spilled over the centerpieces like someone had taken a…
