š¼ ‘Your cousinās marrying a hedge fund manager. Your situation would be⦠awkward.’ My mother said it softly, like she was doing me a favor. Dad agreed. I said, ‘Understood,’ and let them keep believing I was the broke son who coded in a small apartmentāuntil the wedding reception TV switched to CNN, my face filled the screen beside ‘Fintech startup valued at $280M,’ and the detail under my name made the groomās entire family stop smiling. šŗš
āYour cousinās marrying a hedge fund manager. Your situation would be⦠awkward.ā Dad agreed. I said, āUnderstood.ā During the reception, CNN broke: āFintech startup valued at $280M.ā My photo filled the screen. The bride dropped her bouquet⦠The phone call came on a Tuesday morning while I was reviewing quarterly projections in my downtown office….
