My husband put me up for auction at a charity gala and started the bidding at $10. ‘Who wants this useless wife?’ he said into the microphone.
“Ten dollars,” my husband said into the microphone, smiling as if he were offering off a centerpiece instead of the woman who had stood beside him for twenty-two years. The ballroom laughed. Two hundred guests in tuxedos and silk dresses laughed with their wineglasses lifted and their dinner plates cleared. The chandeliers above…
