My wife called me at 1:30 that afternoon and said, ‘Tonight, sit there, smile, and keep your mouth shut. Her father is a judge, and I will not have you embarrass us.’ I said, ‘Got it.’ At dinner, I did exactly what she asked—until the judge reached my chair, went still, and looked at her like she had just made the worst mistake of her life.
My wife called me at 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon while I was standing on a ladder with a paint scraper in one hand and twenty-seven years of marriage in the other. The shutter by the front porch had warped from the spring rains, and I had finally gotten around to fixing it. The neighborhood…
